1)My goldfish ate my homework.
2) If teachers want the answer so bad they should figure them out themselves.
3) Why spend precious time on work when we get the answers the next day in school.
4)An alien abducted my homework and took it to its home planet.
5) My parents told me not to do my homework.
6)I wanted tomy homework but then the thought made me fall asleep.
7)The page of homework screamed at me and that made me run away.
8)Mexico sounded interesting so... I went there and then I made a day of it.
9) I wanted to bribe my homework, but my page said I have financial problems if I did.
10) I went into the future to see what I wrote on my page the next day but my page was blank.